wtf .
can i have a lychee martini NOW NOW NOW !!!!!!?
i hate this irritating sight of myself
i dont know why ?
i think i get worked up quite easily this few days
explained why i had been moody and sucky
arrgghhh !
many things aint going the way it shd
thou , nothing goes correctly everytime
but but but ,
i fcuking dont feel good .
like something stuck in between somewhere / somehow
oh man , what's wrong ?
imma superb sian la
I JUST CANT EXPLAIN WHY ?
wtf

SERIOUSLY , I REALLY REALLY REALLY THINK I NEEDA SCREAM
AND I REALLY DO AGREE THAT ITS TIME THAT I SHOULD SCREAM !!!
LIKE REAL MOTHER FUCKING HARD.
I COULD HARDLY FEEL MY SORROWS
I COULD HARDLY TASTE MY TEARS

I WANNA SCREAM TILL I CANT HEAR MY VOICE
maybe i would feel better ?

i got the urge t blog
but i dont know what t type
wtf.
anyway , its yikwang's b'day
HAPPY BIRTHDAY T YOU !
18th / 19th ? ( i dont know )
best wishes t you and gf (:
and for now ,
my mood really sucks.
i hate when the night falls !
ofmg
NO ONE WILL EVER SEE
and this is so hella pathetic
):

imma living dead in my room now i can tell you .
the fucking house phone kept ringing and ringing
RING RANG RUNG !
rrrahhh , wtf
the sun is so sorching.
another boring day .
things gonna turn bad and sour
bored bored
gotta the urge for a lychee martini.
belinda isnt back yet , she's still bintan-ing
wing's currently at yio chu kang mrt , waiting for bf
i dont know where the fuck yueting is ?
nana is working (:
sookyee got test tmr
aunty isnt online now . i think she still sick ):
argghh , ROARS ! all my gfs seems so un-free
bitches , i miss yall !
wtf .
i wanna be busy busy busy la
then yall will miss me !!!
oh , com'on

hahah , this is my lil brother . SHAUN-Y
i really x 3 think he's uber cute .
so small in sized in that lion's body .
superb cute
took a snap shot of him .
wasnt clear la . cos he was shy .
ahhaha (:
imma so proud of this lil cute darling
my right hand is ouching la
stupid ah zhong gave me a lil blue black present
before i gotta home.
and i think the one he got was like superb no-cake
cos i missed that pinch i was suppose t give him
rrahh !!
the next time i sees him , i wanna give him a hard hard pinch !
haha :D
SUDDENLY , I REALLY WANNA DOTA !!!!
like ,
first blood
dominating
holy shit
GGOODDLLIIKKEEE !!!

Beautiful Girl-Sean Kingston


Your way to beautiful girl
that's why it will never work
you'll have me suicidal, suicidal
when you say it's over
damn all these beautiful girls
they only wanna do you dirt
they'll have you suicidal suicidal
when they say it's over

see it started at the park,used to chill after dark
oh,when you took my heart, that's when we fell apart
cuz we both thought,that love last forever
they say we're to young,to get ourselves sprung
oh we didn't care,we made it very clear
and they also said, that we couldn't last together
see it's very define,your a one of a kind
but your much on my mind, you often get declined
oh lord my baby your driving me crazy

your way to beautiful girl
that's why it will never work
you'll have me suicidal, suicidal
when you say it's over
damn all these beautiful girls
they only wanna do you dirt
they'll have you suicidal,suicidal
when they say it's over

it was back in 99, watching movies all the time
oh when i went away for doing my first crime
and i never thought, that we was gonna see each other
and then i came out, mommy move me down south
oh i with my girl who i though was my world
it came out to be, that she wasn't the girl for me
see it's very define,your one of a kind
but your much on my mind, you often get declined
oh lord my baby your driving me crazy

your way to beautiful girl
that's why it will never work
you'll have me suicidal, suicidal
when you say it's over
damn all these beautiful girls
they only wanna do you dirt
they'll have you suicidal suicidal
when they say it's over

now we are fussing and now we are fighting
please tell me why, i'm feeling slited
and i don't know, how to make it better ( make it better )
your dating other guys, your telling me lies
oh i can't believe what i'm seeing with my eyes
i'm losing my mind, and i don't think it's clever ( think its clever )

your way to beautiful girl
that's why it will never work
you'll have me suicidal, suicidal,suicide...

:D
thanks johnny .
mucha appreciated !

horoscope for the day .
The decisions you're making cold be controversial.
Be prepared for some conflict.
The decisions you're making now will affect more people than you realize.
This doesn't mean that you shouldn't go ahead with the choices
you were planning to make, but it does mean that
you should be prepared for some conflict.
( i dont wanna be prepared la -.-" )
This could be as minor as someone being unable to make a date you suggested,
or it could be as major as someone not wanting to go along with your plan.
Compromise is not in the cards, although you should always be open to new ideas.
(:
okay . and this is what it says for the day .
i dont wanna have conflicts
please .
gfs will never fight over lil lil things.
and i believe !
again , imma turning like so EMO !
wtf wtf wtf!

i feel so random .
like dont know whats the next-right-step t do
dont know whats the next-right-word t say
omfg .
i think my day sucks !!!
met wing just now .
bitch , i seriously hope you are fine la
ber's gonna bintan like freaking soon
then she will like fucking enjoy her life la
wtf . and she really knows how t enjoy life like to the MAX MAX MAXIMUM
good luck gf !
(with evil thous forming and grins)
whatever shit that i dunno that is AFFECTING me like t the hardest core
right now
i cant be bothered
OH MY , i just wanna a simple life
suddenly i feel like pop-corning
sweet and salty
arrghhhh , shit.
how t get it in sucha hour ?
i wanna pop pop pop ccoorrnnn !!!!
like freaking long since i ate leh leh LEH ! ):
bluh bluh bluh .

omfg . i just decided t change my bloggy address la la LA !!
i dunno why . but yea (:
shucks ~
i tell you .
i can 101% confirm belinda had gone CRAZY !
like fucking nuts !
she mumbling t herself !
omfg .
freaking scary . like oh my OH MY ,
then you know what ?
i realised she is talking on the phone .
hahahoho.
seems like imma the freako here la .
scaring myself like FOR NOTHING LARH !
wtf . wth
imma freaking bored.
98.7 was broadcasting this superb funny thingy
it sounded something like MUTTON WHATEVER ~
and i hate mutton , i hate beef , i hate raw
call me retard , call me someone-who-dont-know-how-t-enjoy-life
haha. cos thats what EVERYONE WHO ENJOYS THE ABOVE-S calls me !!!
-.-
i just dont freaking like that freako weirdo taste can !
yucky sucky !! (:
okay , i sucks at that
i know nuts bout those wholala ~
okay , imma supposed t sleep now la.
and berlinda is keeping me SO DARN AWAKE by whining
i cant stand it , please !!!
( my ears gonna suffer ! )
and now , she wants supper
omfg !
god !

okay , imma at gf's house again !
i dont know why ?
i have been staying here for the second day .
haha , maybe cos when i wake up
there is someone t doll up with
and then , head for work with !!
anyway
imma superb bored
wtf @@#^^@*%@%&%@
I WANNA DRAGONFLY LARH ; GF !!!
went over t enen's lil bday party at swensens
omfg . rushed till like fuck !
phew ~
anyway . happy 9th bday enen (:
wtf .
i think something sticking t my head like so ....
ber is going a lil crazy !
omfg , imma gonna save her
she stares like her hp like one maddy freako .
gan chong spider .
wanting so mucha of her phone t ring for his reply.
omg.
she's gonna scream , I TELL YOU !!!!!!

I TELL YOU , DARGONFLY LAST NIGHT WAS SUPERB SUPERB WHOOLALA ~
too bad , dint have one picture together with gfs.
cos either ber was complaining her dark eyes rings tooo dark
or ruiqi says not nice delete .
but , nevermind (:
i think those above is MORE THAN ENOUGH !!
omfg , i stared at him like one retard la
and my eyes never did left him at all.
i tell you . imma falling in love with him.
yea la. but in my dreams
haha. omfg , he is just so addictive
and its like quite freaking hard t resist him la !
wtf. can i have you in my dreams ?
and then , he remember me !! (:
we surpass each other , and then he smiled and wave
then the second time , he waved on the stage at me la.
maybe , cos he realise that was this idiot looking at him
bloody hella non-stop
haha. whatever.
i have enough of my dreams.
cos this is so dreamy-kinda-thingy
lets be practical for now (:

OMFG ~
i dreamt of a superb retard dream
maybe more towards it-will-be-reality-but-not-now
kinda dream
haha. and its like ,
i think , we were celebrating my grandpa's bday or something
at his place.
then , i dont know why ???
the next moment , i saw myself driving my aunt's car can?!
haha . and like uber ZAI la !
grins ~
and plus , its like a FIRST TIME leh!!!!!
haha . then i drive like super can one la !
yea , thats my dream
oh my , i really wanna drive soon !!!
please !
t come t rem , my basic test gonna come soon
15th august
NEXT MONTH , wohoo
i need t pass la. and wtf , this is like the 3 time alrd can
how dumb i can be la?
pass pass pass pass !!!! PLEASE !
whatever , my dream is gonna come true
I WANNA BE UBER FAST , UBER FURIOUS !!
grins (_^)
i think i can !!!
hahahaha
who dare t have good and comfortable ride with me?
oh , com'on darls !!! (:

rrahh !! just came back after polyclinic with mommy ! (:
past by this handphone shop.
and i saw this freaking-darn-superb-NICE phone
haha. i love it like t fucking bits !
and i cant wait t get it !
and plus my phone gonna surrender soon ):
always cant call out , msg-es sent superb long
superb lag and plus plus plus.
think its gonna cost a bomb
then phua yee lin gonna announced BROKE again !
wtf . i cant resist temptation la
that's my another superb BAD HABIT !
i keep changing phones.
then , i was telling my bitches
maybe i aint a bf hogger
so that makes me a hp hogger la
(plenty of excuses! )
anyway
SONY ERICSSON , IMMA COMING !!!!
hurhurhur

AND YEA , YIKWANG DOESNT WANNA ADMIT THAT HIS BIKE
IS NOISY LA !!!!!
HAHAHA
weird guy ! (:

SUPERB SHAG !!!
just reached home from work .
dearest uncle fetched me back
thank you ah fu , or else my whole darn freaking foot will surrender t my heels!
no chioce , need t be formal on weekdays !
%@$#%@!&#%@$^@@?#!%%
today dismissed earlier
feel so sick at work today
think my fever's coming t huant me again !
wtf ! better not please !?
my eyes mouth ears lungs kidney liver heart opposing me again .
):
work today was okay , dint really had mucha t do
slacked quite lotta
daddy fetched me and berlinda t work today.
luckily , or else imma sure t be late la
laze around till like superb late .
wake up , rush this rush that .
argghh !! my bad habit X)
imma feeling superb restless now ! wtf
i hate t feel sick
eyes half shut , body almost numbed
tmr , work's gonna be a hella NO for me
i need t work this weekends inclusive of friday
simon says its gonna be a long 3 days
might be working for like bout 10 - 12 hrs
arghhh . MONEY'S TEMPTING , but would be darn tired la. DANG IT !
ENDURANCE OKAY!!! hahaha
so simon and jerry reminded me t rest until imma recovered totally
or else , i will go back t square one like today .
cos of the freaking like -100000 degree of entire coy air-conditional
and recently rainy days ,
i am bound t bounce back square one if i disobey . haha
( excuses forming heh ??? )
omg !
darling aunty fell sick as well .
rrahhh! very worried .
was supposed t meet her tonight , but since both of our heads is spinning
we gave it a miss . so aunty ,
i wanna meet you soon !!!! lovesloves !
i wanna tuck myself into bed now
my mood's moody and sucky
omfg , i think i need off my phone or tune it t silent mode .
I NEED 101 % PEACE !!
hadnt had one good sleep till dawn for days ):
maybe that explains why imma falling sick now.
roars !
ps : angels , please guard my bed well tonight !!
:D
boohoo ~

i dint took the picture of the fish.
cos the food was tooooo tempting
and plus , mommy said
' stop taking la ' ((:
just gotta my ass home after dinner with beloved PHUA'S
ahhaa.
went t OASIS , i dunno where.
somewhere near kallang ? i guess !
but i think it was freaking far la.
cos my bladder almost burst.
ate taiwan porridge.
YUMS YUMS ( thumbs up )
maybe , imma greedy . that's why !
haha
shaun and daddy was even worse la.
they ate RICE !!!! like 2 bowls each.
omfg . SO LATE AT NIGHT!!
how on earth can their tummy contain so mucha starch la ?
and on our way home
we surpass geylang la
shaun and i was sharing bout our experiences
t lim chu kang rd .
was freaking scary la.
i dont wanna think bout it ): (shivers)
daddy forgot t get his new pack of cigs
then like , we alrd reached the void deck
then he made a U-TURN back t the coffeeshop just t get one.
omfg . MY BLADDER'S REALLY GONNA BURST , DDAADDDYYY !!!
%%@^@!&@%#$@%$%
and now , just after we got home.
fhew ~ i think i flew t the toilet !
RELIEF ~ RELIEF !!!!!!
they went t bed IMMEDIATELY .
god bless YOUR tummies !
just freaking reached home.
and my stomach is suffering.
from head t toe , i feel so bloated
(maybe due t my aunty's whatsoever )
i feel so restless , sleepy BUT i cant get t bed .
but ,i think i really need t run now !!!
or else ,
tmr i will have a hard time t wake up for work !!
my stupid phone is giving me a hard time la .
something in it is not functioning well
wtf . i needa change my freaking sooon .
and my target is the RED N76 :D
hahahahaha
bye , good nite ! (:

imma so in love with aunty puay.
hahahha

i just got off from my irritating bed.
phone kept ranging .
so i jumped outta bed .
my head's spinning.
i seriously DO NOT have enough sleep !
wtf ):
dark eye rings gonna haunt me la la LA !!

read my horoscope today
it says
' If someone lost the respect you had given to them, give them a second chance.'
and wtf , that was the reason , i gave the fellow a chance when he
pulled away my chair when i was bout t sit on it .
HELLO !!! ITS PULLING AWAY SOMEONE'S CHAIR , MY CHAIR!!!!!!. and
then , i wasnt angry la.
I REALLY ADMIRE MYSELF FOR MY GOOD TOLERANCE (:
althou that was superb supposed-t-be-angry-with.
but then . nevermind (:
i was wearing a skirt la ! wtf wtf wtf !!!
i think i nearly wanna turn around and slap him
like real mother fucking hard !
but ,
1. i was wearing a skirt
2. i was sitting on the floor
3. jerry was infront of me !
4. imma having my aunty's visit
THUS , THERE ARE MANY THINGS T TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION.
rah. forget it!
and imma working la .
and this is the first time i saw him !
HE CONTINUES PROVOKING .
THINKING WHETHER ITS FOR FREE OR WHATEVER SHIT .
OMFG . I YELLED AT HIM . !
I CANT BE BOTHERED AFTERALL!!!!!
AND SIMON SAYS HE REALLY SALUTE MY ENDURANCE .
HE SAID , IF THIS WERE T BE THAT SECONDARY-SCHOOL ME .
HE COULDNT IMAGINE WHAT I HAD DONE !?
so , afterall . maybe i would have t thank that
retarded+irritating+low IQ+disgusting+turning-people-off ass ,
(whatsoever shit , too many t name )
for trying t make fun of me .
cos i didnt fall into his fucking childish trap !
wtf wtf. omfg.

shucks ~
i woke up AUTOMATICALLY !
and couldnt get back t sleep .
):
mommy will always have a hard time t wake me
up t accompany her for breakfast larh .
and by the time i wake up ,
alrd lunch !
but today , she came in and like as usual . (girl ahhhh ! ...... )
when i was alrd half awake .
she gave me that BIG BIG SMILE ! :D
a lil more gentle today . (maybe cos of that lil argue last nite )
mom , i love you so . and imma glad you understood !!
LOVES .
anyway . imma slacking at home . like wtf .
imma feeling better . but my mood as sucky .
listening t those songs that PONG SAI KOU send.
ahaaha . very emo la .
wth. he often say . no matter what , must smile (:
so all the way . i think his mouth wont cramp de la .
-.- "
imagine his face , all the way like this
(: (: (: (: (: (:
surely cramp de larh .
haha . LIANG ZAI now liao ah ~ !
not O ~ DARLING anymore .
omfg . wtf
imma crapping can ! rrraaahhh .
before i could sleep last night ,
i was browsing those pictures , those letters.
reality wasnt like those stuffs .
so many things left unsaid .

i got all those symptoms surrounding me , which i think that it had seriously concerned me . affected me and WHATEVER ~ i couldnt sleep in peace , eat in peace and basically NOTHING IN PEACE . my feelings like totally worse than sucky .! oh god , thats bad , so bad .! jeff said that i lost all my charm and glow in me . i aint the same old noisy irritating crazy and those disgusting shit i used t be alrd. and you was the bad ass that create this diverse change . maybe i dont expect that . WTF wtf. imma missing you like ssooooo freaking mucha . and i hate the feeling you fucking left behind . wtf . created another shit for myself . baby . i feel so helpless without you la la la !!!!! ); give me some peace . i dont wanna another torn heart wrecking session . like , ENOUGH !!!! but , i still cant let go . afterall , the dumb ass that appears is your irrtating face nose mouth ears whatever . EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED . where you went dumb ass ? dont make it seems like you had pronounced death . it will take my fucking life time t digest it !! OH MAN !!

arghh !. and imma like .
omg. can i NOT be sick .
i dont like t feel sick .
it will make me feel so darn weak .
and i hate this feeling like sooo much la.
feeling supper sucky + giddy !
my nose is blocked .
dry cough
plus a lil hotty ( my cheeks turning rosy )
and darn . I NEED SOME ICE !!
wtf .
GET WELL PLEASE .
( can someone please sent me a 'get-well-soon' card ? )
haha.
imma like breathing hot air out larh .
whole body feeling super cold and hot .
and now , even my body's contradicting .
wth .
body , heart , lungs , kidney , brain , eyes , mouth and
whatever .
buck up please .
so i can get up for work tmr !!!
then i'll have money rolling into my pocket
$.$
(:

and oh yea ,
today i dreamt about his mom .
calling me t ask if i want
either breakfast / lunch /dinner ?
( i forgot )
omfg .
a lil scary la la LA !!
and then
like , a few add - ons into my dream leh
but i cant think of it alrd .
like so short-term-memory .
wtf .
maybe , the fact is just .
HELLO STELLA ,
PLEASE FACE UP T REALITY .
COS NOTHING OF THIS SORT
IS EVER GONNA HAPPEN !!!
ahhahaa ):
wtf . wtf .
i dont like reality !
kao !

so sucky ! rraahhh !!!
when i know about his whereabouts.
i was freaking shock la .
like soooo stunned .
i start wondering .
feeling so insecure . wtf .
hey boy , why did you went sooo far ?
who could you be with ?
what is this all about ?
omfg .
my head's spinning again !
and imma like , still stunning .
haha . so many hours already la ,
even tiny cant stun any for sooo long .
okay . retarded example.
imma kinda sad .
i feel so bad . like , i was thinking.
was i the cause of this ?
was i the one who made you lose all hopes ?
but i guess , my hopes were all dashed by you .
wtf .
for so long , you nvr been so freaking far away from me .
years , you are always a call away . or maybe , i dunno .
but now , you are nowhere t be found leh .
only until you contact her . then she will let me know .
omfg . this is making me feel bad .
nothing t do with jealousy .
we are just friends and ex-lovers !!
and you and her is a NO-NOOO !
she's like an equality t you la.
I KNOW THAT ! AND TRUSTED , DIGESTED THAT !
but , why do i still care soooo darn mucha .
what is this shit ?
aarrgghh! ! stab me someone . thanks (:
this morning . i had a few ridiculous ''prank calls''
like calling then hang up .
wtf. another shit !
anyway . i miss you la . but we will
not go back t what we was alrd.
becos , i restricted myself from you .
dont wanna history t repeat again .
just wanna know if you are fine .
HELLO !!!
i feel very sad la . when i know that you left .
and i dunno who the hella you are mixing with .
i feel so far from you .
the confidence of your love towards me like suddenly sank .
haha . i sound soooo selfish !
wtf .
WHATEVER ~
i just cant stop thinking of what is still happening ???
fucking shit !!!!
( can i flush it away ? )
- .-

mood hadnt got any better .
wtf .
mommy still freaking angry with me i guess.
arggh ! rraahh !
i dunno how t console her .
i dunno how t apologise ?!
imma partly at fault , i guess .
after all . i shouldnt do sucha tone t talk back.
i could have like kept quiet .
omg . i feel so guilty now .
sorry ! ):
anyway . aunty's and wing's ghost telling stories was like so
eerie la . wtf . i told them t stop .
I TOLD THEM T STOP ! .
but they dint bothered bout me larh .
imma having like goose-bumps all the way .
imma very VERY VVEERRYY timid can !
then in the end.
made me and nana and belinda like soooo freaking
scared.
then those 2 superb ghost telling stories teller totally BRAVE !
haha
then the conclusion was
those 3 scary cats t sent aunty back . wing was so man
she went back herself. claps !
haha. then the 3 useless cats shared a cab and sent one down .
nana went over my place and stayed
omfg . i sweared this gonna be the fucking last time .!
haha. shoo ~
i dread hearing those !!!
eeerrrkkkk !!
and oh ya .
that maddy wasnt wasnt with us today .
we all like missed her so much la.
w/o her like so lifeless .
no one t entertain la. she's always the freaking LAME KA ! haha
and then . aunty's suggestion was like
each of us sent her one message . like cos there was
5 of us , SO ...
.
.
.
1. WAKE UP
2. GO
3. TO
4. TOILET
5. SHH SHH !

(:
i think we also kana influenced by her la .
equally lame and retarded . haha .
bye .

arghh !
got scream outta bed .
yells and screams.
my ear drum suffered like sooo much !
mom was yelling here and there
nagging hella non-stop.
i dunno why ?
but . yea .
my mood is superb down.
and . right now ,
i get very annoyed easily.
i need t switch my mood back .
like switching channels.
from channel 5 t channel 8 . haha
then t channel U .
then china newsasia.
omfg . imma so retarded . so lame.
rraahhhh ! WHATEVER ~
bye .

i woke up feeling uneasy .
afterall , i still dont feel good .
imma feeling terrible . (SHUCKS ~!! )
omfg . i cant handle the truth .
but mom's breakfast cheered me a lil.
thanks sweetheart ! (:
gonna accompany mommy t the polyclinic alrd.
then . gonna bark her t go shopping with me .
you see , only with mama .
EVERYTHING WOULD BE FREE ! (;
shiock ah shiock !
hahah . then . i think i wanna trim my messy hair later !
i wanna cool and fun hangout tonight
i wanna free myself from those heart-sinking thous .
i wanna forget all about you !
i made a decision .
is t let go .
i'm aint being weak .
imma just strrong enough t let go.
i shall remain calm .
i shall not bother . you shall not affect me anymore.
cos it seems so hopeless .
i pinned high hopes . but you ruined it .
i dont regret falling for you .
cos i believe those times that you led me on aint for nothing .
even thou , i dont see anything anymore .
imma contented that we were once that close .
i know nothing is gonna be the same .
i need t move on .
i cant be like a child .
BIG girls , DONT cry .
( that's why i dint , i decided t reduce hurts !)
take care . my friend . my brother !
this will be what i will treat you after NOW .
(((:

imma so confused .
i really dunno what i should do ?
i couldnt think . couldnt at all !
wtf .
rraahhhh !! NVM .
you will nvr see those sorrows your created .
cos , you dint bothered .
and , you hurted me so unintentionally.
till i still wanna try .
but then .
i realise no matter how hard i try .
there's nothing i could do .
becos , you made things clear enough .
too fast that i couldnt digest !
):

THANKS SHENNY (:

i think imma freaking broke now NOW ~
omfg .
I , STELLA PHUA YL SELF-PROCLAIMED THAT IMMA BROKE NOW !
sighs .
what's the best and fastest way t earn my first 10000 bucks ? wahhaha
fat hope lah !
nothing is free in the world except the sunlight and rainwater !
wth.
the $$ sign is making my head freaking heavy.
i dont wanna lift it up ! ):

You see people in friendster are like NUTS, Guys and Girls,
no offence but,girls especially.
You guys use the word me as miee, you as euu.
'diao' so damn frequently like using your grandma's lawn.
Do yous guys know the meaning?Guys too, listen up.
Diao - meaning a male's genital or rather, manhood strong and powerful,robust and sturdy.
You guys use it as if it's some -_-statement.
Acting cute while you are at it.
Next point.I know for you youngster reading this at the age of 10-13.
uP aNd DoWn isWaYyYY cOoL. ReAlLY uBeR aNd 1337.
No,if you grow up, you'll find it real lame.
Unless you have a nickname which was like this till now.
Try completing a resume using aLtErNaTe cAps.
I bet the person reading it will laugh his lungs out.
It's wayyyy gh3y. YES, GH3Y, pronounce it and it becomes GAY.
Notes to add :GH3Y is in h4ck3r's language.
I'm done with the first half, take a break.
Drink some coffee. Done?
Read on.75% of the girls always have this or something similiar in their profiles.
dUnCh MeSsAgE miie iN fWeNsTeR tWooaDd eUu.
yOU aDd miEe oNlY.
dUnCh aDd miIe JusT beCuZ eUu wAnT mOrE fRiEnS.
OH COME ON.
I've seen many girls advertise on irc like this..
example. no offence now.
This one's from the channel #teens[02:57]
add miee in fwenster . .@hotmail.com asap pls. .!
thx!Her profile which i went to, had themessage.>>>>
if u msg muee to add muee in2 ur acct, sowie.
im NOT interested.
just dun eva try ta add muee jus bcus u wan more fwens or u wan feel popular in fwenster.
i dunch entertain to this kinda lame shiet.
See the irony?
Anyways. Many people just add to raise some social status.
Especially those with 400-500 friends and need another account.
Since you have SOOOOO many so called 'friends'.
How many actually talk to u? do you all talk to each other?
All 500 of them? even msn messenger cannot hold 500 contacts.
There are sure to be people with 2 account or more, let's take 500 as 400 then.
Still, MSN MESSENGER can only hold 150contacts,
unless you're a premium member.
I hope i'm not inflicting any pain toyou if you are one of those like stated above,
it's just the painful truth that shows how retarded and imbecile singaporeans can be.
So girls, stop euuu-ing and miieee-ing and pwease,
ish bery irritating to shee tat. Such english, go rot in hell ^^.
And it isn't cute at all. People would laugh at your stupidity instead.
We would love to minimize the spellings in a word, like reducing you to u.
Which retarded bitch would wanna type u as euu?
Either you're childish or just stupid.
The reason why Singapore isn't very much improving cause of US,
we singaporeans have become laughing stock of society actually.
So if you actually read here, I'm glad you did.
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i just finish reading this post (;
i laugh like a freaking retard .
omfg . its real funny larh :D
and imma still laughing .
:D :D ;D

freaking irritating. my brother lost his phone while swimming at yishun safra . so t that someone that stole his phone.
please , stop stealing for a living . that's hella so pathetic . omfg .
you should fucking take a good look at yourself in the mirror . dint cha see a PIECE OF ROTTEN SHIT ?
maybe you are worst than one ?
doing things that will hurt or agitate others ? how evil .
and you will freaking pissed and turn someone off like soooo many times.
wth . i really wonder , are you that poor ? till the extent that you needa steal a lil' boy thingy .
have you ever thou , how he will make his parents or the person who bought the phone for him scold him ? and you jolly well leave without punishments . how unfair huh . wtf.
and yea . if you wana me t like you a lil' more . please! please ~
when you steal the next time , replace it with a ear block or something . to prevent the victim from suffering those unwanted naggings . and worst of all , YOU SUCKS !! wth . your retribution will haunt you larh larh !
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i yelled at shaun , cos i find it freaking unworth . hello ~ !
that was my phone before (:
and i freaking like it . ah fu bought it for me . then he insisted on letting shaun use it cos he says that its okay larh . i dint agreed larh . cos he's like soooooo young . and its quite an awkward thingy t use sucha good phone . plus he wouldnt know how t take care larh. but in the end , i gave way . then then THEN !!! see see see see now !!!
omfg . i am mother fucking pissed off !!!!!!!
not becos of the lost of the phone . but how mucha i find it unworth not t use 40cents t place it in the locker . then t suffer this heartpaining thingy .
then shaun says , no lockers left also .
omg . i wonder ~
cant be bothered anymore .
what lost is lost . i cant do anything!
and that make me a lil more sucky !
arhhhggghhh !!!
but imma SERIOSULY IN A HEART ACHE ):
there goes the w850i in white and gold ):

clubbing yesterday was overall fun (:
hahas . mary is a lousy drinker . she superb drank .
plus june was dipsy (:
angel was totally fine . cause she nvr even drink at all .
wahahaha .
and me , i was more than dipsy .
hahaas.
more towards high !
took toonnss of picturesssss !!
haha . shall upload sssoonnn !!
:D
i enjoyed myself .
thanks babey .